Well... It had to happen sooner or later...
Every real private dick has to take it... Hard.
And I did.
Some of you out there have probably been thinking that this private eye thing was some sorta gag or front. Well, I hope you’re feeling appropriately shitty now, as I drag my aching carcass from sofa to bathroom, then back again... and not much else place further. That’s about it.
I’ll have details for you later, but in the short term, lemme just say that I’m plucking lead--not much of it, sure, but real lead, outta my neck now--which has ruptured a coupla disks, which has made it impossible for me to lift my right arm past the level of my navel or so. Actually, I can as of just now, cuz I had surgery, which sorta sucked, but I’m recovering, but that’s why I haven’t been updating, but I will be soon...
But hey, see, at least this time, I have a real excuse: I got shot. Really. Like a real private eye. ‘Cuz I really am.
